I'm having a sneeze-fest. I don't know what set me off, but I can't stop sneezing for an hour or two now. I thought to myself that something in the air tonight is triggering my allergies. That made me think of the Phil Collins song from the 80s and the visuals of the show Miami Vice associated with it.
Whatever these guys feel in the air tonight, it's not pollen, dust, mold, or any other allergen. They're way too cool to sit around sneezing and blowing their noses.
Meanwhile, I should just go to bed. I've taken two antihistamines to no effect. When it's this bad, the only thing that will shut down my allergies is if I fall asleep.