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You know how when people give you a greeting for a special day, you're likely to give the same one back? Like if someone says, "Merry Christmas to you!" you might reply, "Merry Christmas to you!"

Okay, so my sister called me recently with a greeting for a special day. She said, "Happy birthday to you!" and I replied, "Happy birthday to you!" She said, "No." Oh, yeah. It was my birthday, not hers.

That's my name on that cake
because it's my birthday.
Not my sister's birthday.

Next thing you know, I'll be eating Easter candy before it's even Easter. Oh, yeah. That already happened.